It sure is hard to believe that Tom Cruise is as old as he is. Besides the fact that he acts like a child most of the time and is a Scientologist, he just doesn't look his age. I mean the man turned 46 on the 2nd of this month. He looks friggin fabulous if you ask me. I just want to sit on his face. That's right, you read that right. I just want to fillet him up and cook him on a nice little platter and dance as I enjoy the yummy sexiness filling my tummy. No, I don't actually want to eat him, so don't worry....too much. But seriously, damn. Great, now I'm horny. That seems to becoming an exceedingly regular event for me. ;)
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